New song--"If I were a Bobblehead"

So, I came up with a new song. It's called "If I Were a Bobblehead." It goes like this:

If I were a bobble head
and my neck was just a spring.

And my body was so much smaller...
Oh what joy that would surely bring!

I'd fling my head to the left and right
and bend it towards my toes.

And snap it back and forward
And poke my knees with my nose.

That's all I have for now. Pretty good, huh?

*I haven't even had any alcoholic beverages tonight. I think of these things sober. Can you believe?