What the Hell have I done???
I joined a fitness club today. It's called Snap fitness and it's a 24 hour fitness place. It's not very big. They have several treadmill, a couple of stationary bikes, and a few arc machines ( love those!). They also have a huge array of weight machines. It's only 30 dollars a month, no initiation, and has a month-to-month contract is all. If I throw in another $9, I can visit their tanning beds. It's a brand new shop, open only a few days so far, so there isn't too much butt sweat and gross things around yet.
So, I go in tonight and sign up with the help of a guy named Jeff. That boy was so cute!!! About 6'3", 200 pounds. gorgeous eyes. Nice hair. Nice smile. But, I digress... I plan on working out when nobody else is there. It looks closed?? Scan your card, presto! The lights come on! There were several people working out when I was there. One guy was freakin' RUNNING on a treadmill, about 20 miles per hour. And, I was on the Arc machine next to him, and his cadence was making ME fly on that damn machine. I was about dead. I think my pulse was 170. Jesus Christ! I did 20 minutes on the arc machine, and then moved to the weight machines. I'm no rocket scientist, and I'm a total retard when it comes to things mechanical. It was a joy, I'm sure, for Jeff to watch me stare at these weight machines, reading the instructions that are on the sides of them. They all have these Slim Goodbody type drawings, showing how to use the machine and what muscles it will work if used properly. Oh, used properly might be the key. I did the fly machine and about bent myself in half. Backwards. I am so sore at this point, that I probably won't be able to move in the morning. Way to completely overdo it on the first day!! I tried this crunch machine, but hey, my boobs are just too damn big to maneuver that thing. It ends up being a Snap Fitness 24 hour mammogram. That thing totally blew. I did a pretty good upper body workout and did some lower body stuff, too. And, the cardio workout with skippy the wonder whiz running next to me, throwing off my rhythm. All in all, I hope to have lost 134 pounds by tomorrow morning.
*Off note...the damn Detroit lions fired my 3rd favorite coach, Steve Mariucci. Bastards. I hope Dick Jauron leads them to the same 4-12 season he led the Bears to several years ago.
So, I go in tonight and sign up with the help of a guy named Jeff. That boy was so cute!!! About 6'3", 200 pounds. gorgeous eyes. Nice hair. Nice smile. But, I digress... I plan on working out when nobody else is there. It looks closed?? Scan your card, presto! The lights come on! There were several people working out when I was there. One guy was freakin' RUNNING on a treadmill, about 20 miles per hour. And, I was on the Arc machine next to him, and his cadence was making ME fly on that damn machine. I was about dead. I think my pulse was 170. Jesus Christ! I did 20 minutes on the arc machine, and then moved to the weight machines. I'm no rocket scientist, and I'm a total retard when it comes to things mechanical. It was a joy, I'm sure, for Jeff to watch me stare at these weight machines, reading the instructions that are on the sides of them. They all have these Slim Goodbody type drawings, showing how to use the machine and what muscles it will work if used properly. Oh, used properly might be the key. I did the fly machine and about bent myself in half. Backwards. I am so sore at this point, that I probably won't be able to move in the morning. Way to completely overdo it on the first day!! I tried this crunch machine, but hey, my boobs are just too damn big to maneuver that thing. It ends up being a Snap Fitness 24 hour mammogram. That thing totally blew. I did a pretty good upper body workout and did some lower body stuff, too. And, the cardio workout with skippy the wonder whiz running next to me, throwing off my rhythm. All in all, I hope to have lost 134 pounds by tomorrow morning.
*Off note...the damn Detroit lions fired my 3rd favorite coach, Steve Mariucci. Bastards. I hope Dick Jauron leads them to the same 4-12 season he led the Bears to several years ago.
posted by Nebraska Angie @ 6:27 PM
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